TAKING THE MIDNIGHT train going anywhere can be quite the experience.

In fact, taking any train or DART can be a barrel of laughs if your fellow passengers aren’t up to date on their train etiquette.

Here are a selection of unacceptable things that people do on the train, courtesy of Twitter’s most agitated commuters:

1. Eat.

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2. Eat when fellow passengers are hungry.

3. Eat things that should not be eaten.

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4. Take up valuable space with large items.

5. Talk too loudly.

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There’s a way around that now y’know? And some people really seem to appreciate it.

6. Treat the carriage like their own personal disco.

There’s a novel way to deal with that now too, apparently.

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7. Treat the carriage like their own personal strip club.

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8. Ignore the concept of personal hygiene.

9. Overdo it with the aftershave.

10. Cough and sneeze.

11. Combine a variety of the above for maximum annoyance.

LET US OFF!

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